Author Archives: airportspongebath

#16: Breast Milk

we didn’t suck on anyone’s tit, calm down Continue reading

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#15: A Goat Head

It’s a goat head. Did we mention it’s a goat head? Continue reading

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#14: Champagne Delight Goose Pate and Malta Guinness (?)

If you could can a goose and malta a guinness… what would you ax it? Continue reading

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#13: Jellyfish Head, Porridge in a Can, and more

Zombie Jellyfishes, Fairytale Protagonists, and People Inclined to Drink Things with the Word “Steen” in the Name Please Take Note. Continue reading

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#12: “BEEF”

…RESUME TRANSMISSION We here at Oh Dear God Why Laboratories apologize for the delay in reports. Static on the line. Unavoidable interference. Resuming experiments according to schedule. To accomodate perceived user discomfort over the lapse in transmission, the laboratory administrators … Continue reading

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#11: (Mini-Blog) Three Olives “Dude”

The “Dude” abides. Continue reading

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#10.1 Chorizo-Infused Gin Waterfall LIVE!

And then sometimes if you ask nicely we will bring the party to you. Here’s the setup… Here’s the pitch… Here’s the swing… It’s a home run! That’s right, folks. Word about the Chorizo-Infused Gin spread like wildfire, and before … Continue reading

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